I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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