the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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