honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
