I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
