i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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