Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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