FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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