i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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