after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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