Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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