at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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