My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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