he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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