I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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