Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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