Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
jump out the window naked night went bad
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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