do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
