32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
