Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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