6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hippo gnu deer
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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