I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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