It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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