i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
