While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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