just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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