their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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