I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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