You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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