Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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