school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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