That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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