Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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