At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
