she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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