his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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