I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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