Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Who died my cat blue again?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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