What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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