I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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