Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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