So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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