So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
