She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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