I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
tell me about the eggs
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