she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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