If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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