Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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