Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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