What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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