You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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