Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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