Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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