They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
