How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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