just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
