I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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