yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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