The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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